Paul BUNyans wife replies...
Paul has been acting wierd lately, he has been putting on makeup ,i know this is all your fault i understand that paul said something about you liking some pumping thing in your back and i hope it is not my paul that is doing the pumping. ARE YOU SOME SORT OF FREAKY WOODSMAN HOMEWRECKER?WHEN YOU ARE SO USED TO WHITTLING AWAY AT PEOPLES FAMILIES YOU CLAIM IT A REMARKABLE TALENT TO CHOP UP A PIECE OF WOOD THE SAME WAY INTO A MOCKINGBIRD..... YOU SHOULD SPECIALIZE IN CARVING YELLOW BELLIED SAP SUCKERS. I GUESS YOU FOUND YOUR PRISON CARVING WOOD, YOU HOPE YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED BY YOU CREATIONS. BECAUSE YOU ARE ALREADY REMEMBERED FOR THE THINGS YOU DESTROYED. i WILL USE ALL OF MY ALIMONY PAYMENTS TO PURCHASE YOUR TRINKETS AS THEY WILL SUFFICIENTLY HEAT MY HOME INSIDE MY WOOD STOVE.

youtube fan
I SAW THE VIDEO OF THIS GUY CHAINSAWING AN ENTIRE TREE AND WALK OUT OF THE WOODS WITH A BLOCK OF WOOD, THEN HE CUTS IT UP WITH A CHAINSAW BY HIS SHED AND THE REFERAL OFF OF YOU TUBE RECOMMENDS HIS WEBSITES. ALL HE MADE WAS A HUMMINGBIRD BY DESTROYING THAT TREE, IS THIS GUY 4 REAL HERES MY COMMENT, YOUR SOME SORT OF NATURE ENTHUSIAST, STOP KILLING THE TREES IF YOU THINK MANKIND WOULD BE AT A STANDSTILL WITHOUT THEM ,YOU HYPOCRITE.

advise from Edith Bunker
hey, pocono pat, your a dingbat listen meathead, when you defraud the public you need to include a disclosure...... like... pocono pat reserves the right to not exactly say when and if the afformentioned replicas are created that it wouldnt be inaccurate to assume that i or we couldnt exactly not say that this is, or isnt almost partially incorrect that the word replica defined to webster isnt partially correct, on the con trary pocono pat possibly more or less, not definately has rejected the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty undeniably admit or dosnt admit to pinpoint the exact process involved with carving birds if that is indeed whats being carved.

steves scams advice site states......
i logged onto this guys site by some link that is linking all my searches to this clown. its actually funny all these opinions and statements. mabey he could make more money by opening a website charging 49 cents to post any negative comments anyone has toward him ,he would be a millionaire over night, hawley ... get your comptuers on standby mode he will do it.good luck pickpocket pocono pat, there is plenty of state soap at waymart for you to carve with your toothbrush, i suggest you request protective custody as the other inmates who you framed might have their soap in their socks waiting for the ci with stool pigeon carving capabilities to arrive.

Daffy Duck
Destiny destiny why are carving a replica of my monagamous wife. stick to commiting adultry with your own species.if this looney tunes woodcarver wants to carve something and name it destiny he should carve a bunch of baseball bats and hand them out to the local mothers against drunk drivers, and all the rest of the people this quack has has pissed off. the woods of the poconos wouldnt have enough lumber to make each pissed off person a luisville slugger.

Checkov
spock it seems that the woods have been desimated ,stumps upon stumps, it looks like the work of that wierdo again ,you know the guy that cuts a basswood tree down to whittle a toothpick. can somebody please save the forest by not buying his bullshit trinkets, the planet would run out of oxygen. when that american eagle perches outside that wierdos house he throws rocks at it to take pictures of it in flight, one of these days i hope that eagle circles around and rips that tupe of his demented head.

spock
checkov, the humpback whales are sending a distress song describing the plight of the birds in hawley pa. the peckerhead that is chainsawing the trees in the pocono region finds it amusing to to carve replicas of the homeless birds he leaves without nests i noticed he even takes pictures of his replicas proped on the same tree trunk, the leftovers are all stumps . im sure that this will attract the local tourism to our raped gamelands. all the other sites have the same comments, i hope that any person with a honest intelligence can see through the woods what this kook is doing.

scotty
captain, the artist has removed his fraudulent picture, of his false woodworking shop, would you like me to open a new site with the picture we copied. the lighting is 100% proof that this nut case is a fraud, should we link this evidence picture to all the sites we possibly can, we still have the pictures of the tree stumps, should we include those as a followup and email them to the DEM.

kirk
im way ahead ouf you scotty, the expose folder on this peckerhead has been forwarded to all of the green planet agencys, disability fraud website, the local audoban society and calls are in progress as we speak with our opinion to the artisan exchange. beam me up some more replicas,the klingons have signed an intergalactic treaty and are joining as our allies to combat this crack addicted, lover of wood.

we care
whatever

silence dogood, first ammendment
we all know your bipolar rages, the fear and yelling from your house, this is not harassment like your earlier statement to your local friends, oh we have people on the inside also, you steal identities and hide behind a pleasant carving of birds, your false stories in st. pete on your pocono pat website is a manipulative story to defraud people out of their hard earned money, you dont have a biomedical degree ,and from the rumers you yourself spread ,you stated in drunken schitzophrenic rage that you have killed people,your previous statements make you a very unpredictable person, with no stability you have learned the technique of being a very convincing victim tto the authorities, and behind the scenes you poke fun of local police and laugh at how stupid they are. everybody has their day and you will yours. i exercise my opinions under the first ammendment of the constitution to let you know that you are a dirtbag and the artisan exchange will have my opinion also,

picture saver professional
before you deleted the fraudulent picture of your fake woodworking shop all of us downloaded the bullshit picture, me-wheel this picture is phoney like you you toot your own horn to make yourself feel like a hero, you stated that you disappear into the shadows on your pocono pat website, no , that is where you live, you are a dark person and you should not deserve any good recognition for the punishment that you have imposed on innocent lives.pickpocket pat is your aka, arent you supposed to register on some sort of list because of your past.all the local stores are low on inventory when you appear from the shadows, and i commend you , you are one of the most interesting smart thieves i have ever seen operate... right in front of your eyes i stood, and you were too stupid to see. you like art? march 18. 1990 ring a bell, isabella gardner museum, you could have been rich, sorry the statue of limitations ran out,look it up dummy. who owned a red hatchback, hint hint, who always had thousands of dollars in his pocket, hint hint, who has chubby cheeks, and who can speak

Freddy Krueger
fraud

admirer
hannibal lechter has fans and was very artistic, i think you should go with the negative style of advertising your art, your life of horrors and the horrors you forcefully imposed on your victims could be your ticket to more sales. there are alot of creepy people that would love to own a hand carved bird, carved from the hands and mind that did so much more.

Robert Mackrell
robert mackrell, tracy tuna, sally salmon,whally whale, are just a few of bonified or should i say bone-ified customers who after recieving their priceless masterpiece, experianced some sort of missing items, or unsolved burglery. they just opened ther hearts and trusted, yes this guy flies into life more like the common housefly, and calculates your weakness and starts removing your hard earned cash out of your hands with flattery and pretending to sympathize to your position.all the work is done lifesized as he escapes into the shadows, he states this is all done with patience. extraordinary patience, ive witnessed his patience driving around all night in scranton looking for just one more piece one more Rock blowing through red lights one after another, drunken rage,im on medication because of him.

enterprise crew
We do not appreciate you using Spocks material, Live long and prosper should not mask the real actions and misery you have forcefully imposed on so many trusting innocent souls we are commenting on your art and fraudulent activities, and statements, copying the american red cross logo and trying to find gullible victims to buy your art is wrong,re: pocono pat websites tell stories, of heroic rescues where cpr was performed for 12 hours, cpr for 12 hours is proof that you are a fraud, any body that has needed cpr for 12 hours would have been clinically dead after 10 minutes, and ask anyone that has performed cpr,the physical proceedure of performing CPR for 10 minutes is so taxing on a persons energy as it would nescisitate for someone else to switch off administering the CPR.the reason that guy probably never contacted you after your cartoon thinking rescue with the 20 foot waves is because all his ribs were probably broken from your superhero 12 hours of CPR. he probably went into cardiac arrest from one of your cartoon ,superhero ,hush puppy,stories the green lantern and aquaman aint got nothing on you,

Girbert Gooslofsky
Hey! I remember this a guy. When I was 16 he touched me the wrong way! I called the police and the policia let him go! I tried to hunt him down many years later in Vegas, but even then he got the besta of me. He beat me up in the dessert and stole my boots! He left me for dead! Now after all these years he's carving wooden birds? Now I know where this guys is now. I think I may stop by and see his artwork. Maybe he can carve me a pair ov wooden boots.

Girbert Gooslofsky
Hey! I remember this a guy. When I was 16 he touched me the wrong way! I called the police and the policia let him go! I tried to hunt him down many years later in Vegas, but even then he got the besta of me. He beat me up in the dessert and stole my boots! He left me for dead! Now after all these years he's carving wooden birds? Now I know where this guys is now. I think I may stop by and see his artwork. Maybe he can carve me a pair ov wooden boots.

Paul BUNyan
if a tree falls in the forest can anyone hear it? when children get cut down you can read it off their faces?. the real artist doesnt believe in replicas and your viscious cycle has been broken, there is a man that shares your genes but he ironically is not cut from the same piece of wood this carving sick perfectionist is.and the best part of it all is that his false protrail and self promoting leads anyone to believe that this creep is covering up his true identity with fancy fables and he brainwashes his followers and accomplises to believe in unconditional love, he carves his wife and daughters thoughts with flattery as he , ecapes into the shadows adultrating neighbors wives while wifey brings home the bacon. ohh poor little pump in your back, drunk driving has its rewards, and stop trying to blame the injury on your previous landlord,

Ace Ventura Pocono
What's with the roast that people are having on www.poconopatcommentary.blogspot.com

Hawley Tourism Association LLC.
your alleged activites have us concerned,you seem to be attracting a pilgramage of angry Trekies, greenplanet activists,tax auditors,fraud investigators, the commentary lines of local newspapers have been lighting up like christmas trees, Rick Astley music videos are invading the internet linking to every site, with pictures of cut tree stumps and carvings of hummingbirds, whats with the picture of you and the spinning wheel? spinning wheel, spinning round ,ride a painted pony let the spinning wheel spinlol we know its a wagon wheel. are you off the wagon again,

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CONFUSED WRITES....
why are all my sites linking back to this one, my computer is virtually useless, why in order to unlock my web access must i leave a comment on this site. i think this was designed by this guy to sell his site with negative propaganda.

Girbert Gooslofsky
Hey! I remember this a guy. When I was 16 he touched me the wrong way! I called the police and the policia let him go! I tried to hunt him down many years later in Vegas, but even then he got the besta of me. He beat me up in the dessert and stole my boots! He left me for dead! Now after all these years he's carving wooden birds? Now I know where this guys is now. I think I may stop by and see his artwork. Maybe he can carve me a pair ov wooden boots.

eric
there will not be any more correspondance as enough has been said, and this guy always does himself anyway

Girbert Gooslofsky
Hey! I remember this a guy. When I was 16 he touched me the wrong way! I called the police and the policia let him go! I tried to hunt him down many years later in Vegas, but even then he got the besta of me. He beat me up in the dessert and stole my boots! He left me for dead! Now after all these years he's carving wooden birds? Now I know where this guys is now. I think I may stop by and see his artwork. Maybe he can carve me a pair ov wooden boots.

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