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Artist Statement:
The reason I decided to
pursue painting as a career
was the cash. The bling bling.
The bread. Dead presidents.
I considered tort law,
plastic surgery, and organised
crime, among other things, as
a vehicle to great wealth, but
honestly, there is no shortage
of those guys. I knew I had to
blaze a new path if I was to
acheive the huge monetary
rewards I craved.
Painting skulls, cars, and
robots is what I do. Any high
school guidance counselor will
tell you that is the fastest
way to get rich. As I light my
cuban with a wad of hundred
dollar bills, I feel thankful
that I didn't waste my time at
colledge. Whenever I have time
to answer my fan mail from the
youth of America, I always
tell them to stop studying and
concentrate instead on artwork
or rap music.
Yes indeed, as I stroll the
grounds of my palatial estate,
I can't help but think that
the best source of inspiration
is pure, unadulterated greed.
So buy one of my paintings;
the solid gold horseshoes on
my purebred racehorse is
looking a bit tarnished.
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